After i put the guide to women up on my door, my roommate found a logical error in it: -The first thing one must remember about a woman is that she knows -everything. This is without exception. To go as far as say that a woman -knows what you are thinking is not unrealistic. If, at any point of time, -you are unsure of what you are thinking, one of the best ways to find out -is to ask the nearest woman. -It is OK not to listen to -her as long as you nod your head in agreement and say "Uh-huh" every now -and then. This makes the woman think you are listening, therefore she is -happy. Given the previous paragraph, it is not possible to fool a woman, because she knows what you are thinking, and knows if you are not listening. ---------------------------------------------------------- Of course there is a problem with the sentence "This makes the woman think you are listening,..." because of course she doesn't think you are listening. She knows you're not listening. If it's important, she will say "You aren't listening to me," in which case you are in deep shit. Usually, it's not important. We just don't like looking like we're talking to ourselves. We know males are confused and like to try to educate them whenever possible; however, we know they're not listening to us. Do we care? No. If they listened, then we couldn't tell them the same thing again. Because they would have learned. And then what would we say? Something like: "You've got a nice butt." mp -- Watasi wa enpitu desu! mp rides the range and the domain......... juno@catt.ncsu.edu mpcampbe@eos.ncsu.edu CLAIMER: I speak for EVERYBODY! ha HA DEAL WITH IT. ****************** ******************** **************** "I like art that doesn't suck." --- Carey "Get yourself a nerd." ---- me "Give me 40 dollars so that I'll have an even 200." -- Amy